A Little Yankee Doodle Humor

I've only lived here for two months and I already found it hilarious. Goes to show how many of them have moved in. There's also an affectionate interesting nickname for people from Mass... They call them Mass-holes. (Just spend a few minutes on the road near a car with Massachusetts plates and you'll fully understand why...)

On to the joke--

One day a man from New Hampshire is driving down the road with a guy from Maine, a fellow from Vermont and a guy from Massachusetts. The guy from Maine starts throwing bags of potatoes out the car window.

"What are you doing that for?" asks the man from New Hampshire.
"We've got so many potatoes," he answers, "that I'm sick of looking at 'em."

Then the fellow from Vermont starts throwing out jugs of maple syrup.
"Why are you doing that?" the man from New Hampshire asks.
"Got too many of these things lying around," the Vermonter replies.

Immediately the man from New Hampshire throws the guy from Massachusetts out of the car.